Broken brain.

choronekos:

u-okmpreg:

wweird:

ticklemytavros:

juxtaposedsabotage:

did-yuo-kno:

nicole-odeon:

laughfever:

dearmaiacountmein:

that’s a friggin caterpie bruh it says so right there. plus it has those stripes for the war. this is stupid.

You’re both wrong. The stripes are for the thirteen original colonies.
Dumbasses.

What? No.. Everyone knows that the flag had 13 stripes because George Washington actually had 13 fingers.

no morons it’s because he had 13 dicks

tragically beautiful

im goning t opee

Listen here, cum-sluts. I bet you five million dollars you never owned a Weedle. Well guess what? George Washington owned thirteen.

u-okmpreg:

wweird:

ticklemytavros:

juxtaposedsabotage:

did-yuo-kno:

nicole-odeon:

laughfever:

dearmaiacountmein:

that’s a friggin caterpie bruh it says so right there. plus it has those stripes for the war. this is stupid.

You’re both wrong. The stripes are for the thirteen original colonies.

Dumbasses.

What? No.. Everyone knows that the flag had 13 stripes because George Washington actually had 13 fingers.

no morons it’s because he had 13 dicks

tragically beautiful

im goning t opee

Listen here, cum-sluts. I bet you five million dollars you never owned a Weedle. Well guess what? George Washington owned thirteen.

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05/29/12

buttbuttlington:

22/100

THEY HSOUIDL AMEK E PORNPORAPHY

Waaaaaaa

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05/28/12

flatsound:

haha, clearly the internets favorite flatsound quote of the week.

05/28/12

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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05/27/12

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05/24/12

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05/24/12

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05/24/12

Gpoy so hard muh fukkers wanna fine meeeeee

05/24/12

occulentouroboros:

bananatalktherapy:

can I stop being completely stupid for five minutes

lolnope

I feel this pain.
Stupid 4 lyffff

05/24/12

“

You can decorate absence however you want - but you’re still gonna feel what’s missing.

Siobhan Vivian, Same Difference (via larmoyante)

A dick

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05/24/12

californiajones:

This reminds me of the time when I asked someone (I think like… a lady at my old day care center) something like this.

Because I was really confused and like… I pictured Hell as a like a middle school dance where everyone was really inappropriately horny because they just started going through puberty and they all wanted to grind and bump against each other like awkward ducks fighting for bits of bread.

But the Devil was like that one teacher that no one liked/hated their job/hated being a chaperone that would always come and be like “ARMS LENGTH APART” or “LEAVE ROOM FOR THE HOLY SPIRIT” because they MEANT well but they were still asses about it and it was really confusing to me.

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05/24/12

Kelseyyyyy this one? Lol

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05/24/12

bananatalktherapy:

can I stop being completely stupid for five minutes

05/24/12

saabstory9-5:

timsa626:

the-higher-life:

The new Jimco Ford Raptor Trophy Truck

i need new pants

Grab me a pair too

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05/24/12

Anonymous asked: Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com

It’s because so am I you stupid damn fool

05/23/12

Broken brain.

Ask me?